Sinless Sirloin

I live inbeef country, in the Bible Belt. I don't understand the reason for this latest complaint around here.

They (you know 'They') have begun cloning cows and sheep to eat. Right now it's too expensive to put them onto the mainstream grocery shelf but soon it will be a common thing. People are complaining, saying they want to be told that they are about to eat cloned cows instead of the normally conceived ones because they don't want to eat the clones.

That's where I have trouble understanding.
These people out here in the Bible Belt don't believe in dancing, don't believe in cursing, don't believe in cheating, lying, causing others' dying or having sex. Well you can have sex out here but you must be married (to each other) and you must be face to face. Otherwise it's sodomy.
So when you have a bunch of biblebelters (as we do here in the Bible Belt) one would think they'd jump on the chance to eat meat that didn't start from sex.
We all know that cows and sheep don't face faces when they do 'it'. The boy sheep or cow will sneak up on their girlfriend from behind and sodomize the heck out of them right out there in the open field for all the belters to be disgusted at. They do 'it' wrong according to the Baptist conception of conception. They create little cowlets and sheeplets using sodomistic orgasms. Aint right. Shouldn't be done.

So you'd think the biblebelters would jump at the chance to eat non-orgasmic meat. You'd think they'd be in the forefront of the clone-em movement and you'd think they'd be preaching for it all day Sunday (and Wednesday night and Sunday night and Saturday night for the ex-drinkers). But they don't.
They complain that the government (another form of 'they') is trying to sneak non-orgasmic meat onto their tables.
Maybe that's the approach that 'they' need to rely on. Maybe it would be better accepted if 'they' appealed to the belters' sense of sinlessness.

Maybe it's just a matter of presentation. They could start advertising LOW-SEX MUTTON. Or SEX-FREE BEEF. Maybe put a little disclaimer in small print on the package "No animals were screwed to make this product".

"Do you want the SIN of sodomy on your children's table?"
"OF COURSE NOT"
"Eat Jim Bob Cowboy's Asexual victuals. God will understand."

I think there's a market for it. Just takes a little time and proper presentation.

bob