God and The Joke's On You

So,
plant life eats. We all eat. One way or another. We don't all eat the same things because we're not all the same. Some people eat well and some people eat crap and some people don't eat at all (at times). Some animals eat what people eat and some don't. Some people eat animals and some animals eat people and some special people eat their friends in that special way.

Plants eat too.

Just like we, the people, eat burgers and broccoli and string beans and bananas, plants eat sunshine.

We eat stuff and it goes through our wonderful and fascinating bodies where it's digested and disected and directed to the parts of our bodies that can use it. Then what's not used, the wad of crap that's left over, is gathered into the intestines where after a while it finds its way out the back door and down onto the ground where it comes out as waste.
Waste is the poop of people.

Plantlife pretty much does the same thing. Plants eat sunshine and the energy from that sunshine is used to be fed as sustenance to the various plant parts that need it. What isn't used is gathered together as crap and after a while finds its way back out into the world in the form of oxygen.
Oxygen is the poop of plants.

Isn't that a funny joke.

Every day of our lives we're forced to suck plant shit just to survive.