Got a cell phone

Well, I finally got a cell phone.
What?
No, a cell phone.
CELL PHONE.
WHAT?
NO A CELL PHONE.
Yea. I love it.
I especially love how I c n us t thing in tra ..traffic
TRAFFIC.
I CAN USE IT IN TRAFFIC.
ts very convenient.
I don't have to st t h car and us a pay phone when I wanna talk to som ne.

I got it for Donn real y.
Sh sp ds a lot of tim driving late at ni in an old ca and-WHOA!
Sorry.
Almost hit a pole.
Here, lemme make thi tur Hard to do w h on hand.
WHAT?
Oh, no.
I s turn ng and almos hit a pole.
WHAT?A POLE.Almo t hit a pole.WHAT?
Oh yeah. It's great. I love it.
Shoulda got one ye rs ago.
You sh l get one too.
Great stuff.
No, I haven't got camera yet.
That's a bun of bal ney.
WHAT?
Text?
My niece la ghs wh n I try.
WHAT?
Hel no.
Whil dr ving? I'd crash.
I cant text while n t dr v ng.
WHAT?
I CANT T XT AT ALL
WHAT?

OK.I don't k w wh t you said.
Can't he e you.WHAT?CAN'T HE R YOU.
DAMN OV R HEA WIR S I GUES WHAT?

OK.BYE