Smokers Unite!

No, I don't smoke.
I did have the problem for a couple of decades but I quit that crap a long time ago. Made me feel a whole lot better to not smoke than it did to smoke.

Here we come once again around the seasonal wheel. It'll soon be getting cold and the smokers will all have to bundle up every hour or less so that they can go outside away from the holier-than-you-pipsqueaks self righteous crowd. They'll humbly bow their heads and sneak onto the sidewalk - the pariah of society with poison so vile that their very breath may contaminate the people who call themselves normal.

The smokers don't need to do this. Not in this, our prolifically litigous land.

Everyone knows that smoking makes a person less healthy than non smoking. It is common knowledge that, when people of compromised health are exposed to weather extremes (especially without protective clothing) they are more subject to illness than healthy people.

So there you have it.

SMOKERS UNITE!

How about a class action lawsuit?
How about suing the management entities who have - all over this great land - made written laws requiring the health-compromised smokers to go outside in the worst weather that the year can offer and making them perform unhealthy acts there. Yes, making them. We've been told that smoking is just as addictive as heroin addiction, so, if you tell a smoker that they must smoke outside then you are making them smoke outside because they can do nothing else but obey because of their addiction.

Sue them and demand that all non smokers leave the building every hour so that the weaker smokers can stay safely indoors and have a smoke for fifteen minutes. Might as well ask for a few million dollars too.

I think I'm going to get online and find myself a law degree. I can take this case all the way up to whatshername. Um, that Latino lady. Sotomayer.
Supreme Court here we come.