Rosemary

Ms Donna grows herbs.
She doesn't grow that popular herb that the illegals came up here to produce. This is Oklahoma and we're white. We could lose the house. The illegals simply don't own houses or driver's licenses or insurance or whatever so they lose nothing, not even time since the federal police don't want to scare them away from the poles so they don't arrest them.

Ms Donna grows eatin herbs.
I love rosemary. I can only guess why they named it what they did but my guess would bring a smile to your face if you're a guy or a guy-thinking girl. This posting isn't about that so there.

I read on the Internet somewhere that rosemary increases brain power and the ability to remember. Because of that I've been bringing sprigs of it to my office periodically. I've no idea if it helps but the aroma is a nice thing to have around anyway.

Since smelling rosemary is supposed to help a person's brain I've decided to breakaway from this rutofajob and start something new. I've decided to become the Ranchland Rosemary King. I'll grow tons of it and find new and exciting ways to get the rosemary up your nose. Noses the world over will be interested in getting stuffed with my stuff.

First of all I want to create and market a removable mustache for men (and for some guy-thinking women) . This mustache will be made of 100% rosemary. Just slap it on your lip and breathe that sensible scent all day long. You'll probably suddenly remember where you left your keys.

Feminine folk will not be excited by the mustaches. Well, they'll not be excited to wear them. So I'll need to create a fine new way for them to take part. Rosemary nose plugs come to mind as an interesting application. Just jamb them up your snout before heading out. All the girls will love them.

Rosemary cologne can be a boon too. For the forgetful guy who dates more than one gal. Just make sure that one of your first gifts to her is rosemary cologne. That way, if you forget her name just nibble on her neck. "Uh, oh. Ummm..." Snuggle, cuddle, snort, "ahhh, Trisha. I could never forget you".

I could even concentrate the rosemary into a handy nasal spray. Forget where you parked the car? Just take a snort. "Aha. There it is, the one with the parking ticket". Boss got you cornered? Just duck your head and take a spray. He'll think you're having a cocaine booster and be proud of you. When instead you're really only fighthing back the Alzheimer's.

For the economically minded we'll have the low cost nasal application. Some designer Scotch tape and a rosemary sprig could become quite a fad. Just slap it up side your nose making sure that some of the smelly part comes in contact with your inhaleness and presto, whammo, clear headed air.

I'm on my way.
Planting the rosemary seeds now. If you want in, now's the time. Save up your money. Sell your house. Come ride with me, I'll make you stinkin rich. And that smell in the closet will be that wonderful and magically herb rosemary. You'll not even smell the skeletons.