The Nappery

So ok, I'm getting old. Well no. I am old. Getting older. Sometime in the next series of years I'm going to take the leap, so to speak. Well no. Not leap. I'm going to go down the hill I guess. Since I've already gone over the hill I might as well travel on down it.
I'm going to start a new life in retirement.
A new career.
A new business.
I need to learn how I'm going to make money as I stop making money.

So I've got this new idea.
There are old houses in neighborhoods near downtown. Lots of these houses are two story with big porches and many rooms and interesting, quaint amennities that used to come with old houses when they weren't old. My plan is to buy one or more of these hold houses and fix them up and add lots of bedrooms. I will soundproof the bedrooms and make them all very quiet and dimly lit and very comfortable.
People from downtown will find us and they will come to my place and catch a quick afternoon nap. Lunch hours and long breaks and sneakaways will be accomodated by my inviting and restful Nappery. They'll pay by the minute for relaxing comfort any time during the afternoon. Of course I'll need to make sure that only one person ever goes into a room at a time. (Don't want to have to change the name of the place).

After you're finished napping. Now that you've woken up and refreshed yourself with a facewash and any other nifty thing I can think up to keep you happy, you could come downstairs and spend a little bit of time at our in-house coffee shop.

Yessiree Me. I'm gonna love things when I retire.