Bob's Burgers and Worms

Have I talked about this yet?
It's my ultimate plan for retirement.  Something I've always wanted.  The golden pipe-dream of my golden years.

Bob's Burgers and Worms.

We live near a lake.  This lake doesn't have a whole lot of bars or restaurants like most lakes around here.  It's illegal to put commerce - not even houses - on the lake shore.  The Corps of Engineers has allowed only two marinas on the shore and that's it.  Ours is the cleanest lake in Oklahoma.  We want to keep it that way. 

We live a half mile up the road from the lake.  There's an intersection just up from me practically on the lake but not on it.  That's where I want to put Bob's.  Bub's burgers.  And, since we're at the lake.  We'll sell some worms too.  We'll sell other bait.  Stink stuff and minners and lures and all that crap.  We'll sell ice and beer etc.  But we'll sell burgers big time.  The burgers won't be the big thing, hell anybody can make a burger.  I'll just get some guy or gal fresh outta prison who can't do anything else and they'll be thrilled to have a job where I let 'em cuss.  They can make burgers anyway they want.  But I'll have Ms Donna teach them how to make French fries.  That's the all important, exo-special, ultimate draw of a good burger joint.  The fries.  And we'll make the best. 

So people will come from all around to visit our lake.  And they'll sometimes stop by to have a burger.  With fries.  We'll run a permanent special where if they buy a burger meal they'll get a dozen worms free.  A DOZEN FREE WORMS WITH EVERY MEAL.  That'll be on the signs that you read as you drive up to Bob's.  Bob's Burgers and Worms. 

We live a few miles from this Osage Casino.  The Osage are American Indians.  We live on the Osage reservation.  The Osage can offer gambling in Oklahoma.  Non-Indians cannot.  So lots of people just love to go and hang out at the Osage Indian Reservation Casino all day long.  And they often lose.  Their wives often get pretty upset with them for hanging there.  How can we help them?  Well Bob's Burgers and Worms can help with our other permanent special.

We'll have a secret un-laundry facility out back.  Say the correct password and you can go into the backroom and give us your fishing clothes.  We'll keep them all day and we'll smear them with squashed worms and fish guts and blood and gnats and flies and whatever.  We'll throw in some very smelly something so the wife doesn't get too close.  We'll (for a small extra fee) also sell you a stringer of freshly caught fish.  We can even let you sit in our sun-burning room for a few minutes. 

After you visit to Bob's there'll be no doubt that you've been fishing at Skiatook Lake all day and you've been nowhere near that casino.  Plus, you'll have a dozen free worms.

And me, Bob.  Of Bob's Burgers and Worms.  Just sittin and rockin on the front porch.  Eatin fries with Ms Donna, all summer long.