Calies

I've been reading about the California drought.  It's been going on for some years now and it is a dreadful, heartbreaking situation for our west coast sisters and brothers. 

I just want to express, from the state of Oklahoma, our heartfelt concerns and condolences.  I want to extend the warmest of invitations to our western neighbors.  Any Calies that wish, are hereby invited to give their homes to the local bank and pack their belongings onto their BMW's or Mercedes.  They can then drive out here to Oklahoma where we will be happy to give them highly paid work in the fracking fields.

 We will not force them to be crammed into arid lots and we'll not drive around them to protect them and keep them inside the lots with the threat of gunshot wounds if they stray.  We will not treat them like Okies.  Why would anyone do something so terrible and degrading as that.