New styles

     We watched some kind of awards last night. T.V. awards bring out the competition in the vain dames of Hollywood. Famous folk had spent great sums renting fancy glamware trying to look their finest for the idolizing masses.  One thing that struck me right in the kisser (yes, the kisser) was a very noticeable drop in the lady's neck lines.  I mean a drop now.  The vees of some ladies dress necks slipped all the way down to their private hair.  Seemed to me that they must have saved a fortune on buttons.

     That's the style nowadays, you know.  Cleavage.  Well the average ladies in the wild don't do belly button cleavage like these narcissisies do but whatever is done by the famous, is always a direction for the not famous.  And for a while now it's been the accepted thing to do when a girl forces her boobies into your face and bares the bulges at her neck line.  You know why they do that.  Because it's the style.  Because the hollywood idol ladies do it.  And because they have to.  When I was young the young ladie's style was to run around without a bra.  I didn't notice of course.  (Is Ms Donna reading this?)  I never looked at the see-through peasant blouses and halters that still replay in that special place in the back of my mind.  Please tell Donna that I would never look.
    
     The girls back then could do that because they were skinny.  Almost everyone (except Mamma Cass) was slim and lanky and firm.  So they loved to show it off.  Most of us guys were very encouraging.  Except of course, for those guys who liked guys.  Most of us helped them protest when they decided to ban the bra.  Most of us were right there to light the match, stoking the fire with our very own draft cards. 

     But now the ladies can't do that.  Go without a bra nowadays and an American gal can look pretty disgusting.  We're all too fat.  That's why the plunging necklines are so in.  Girls now have lots of boobies. All they have to do is find some kind of underwear contraption that scoops them up and pushes them at you, then lose some buttons on the blouse and hey, look at sexy me. 

     That's what was happening last night.  Most of those girls weren't fat at all.  They can never get fat because they can never eat.  Let them get out of the movie racket and watch them grow.  They aren't fat and they weren't pushing cleavage at us but their fans are.  The stars were actually showing us how non fat they were.  But the way they did it invited future cleavageness to be carried on in the future by those gals who love them. 

     I'm thinking blouses without buttons will be the style for Spring.  Somehow they've got to figure out how to hide that fancy underbra which holds up the sagginess of real-life cleavage though.  But it'll be there, you can bet on it.  If it's your job to sew on lost buttons I think you had better go back to technical school.  You're gonna need a new trade.