KNIFE CONTROL NOW

Fourteen people stabbed at Lone Star College. 
Stabbed with a knife.
When will the good folks of this country rise up with me and demand protection.  We need protection from those crazy, fanatic knife-carrying, bible toting sadistic stabbers of citizens.  Protection from the shap objects crowd. 

It's gone on far too long.  They check the children for guns when they enter the school house but no one cares about all the lads inserted in there, carrying pocket knives.  No one notices that cooks and janitors and teachers are often packers of sharp objects.  No one even cares about the real dangers of some crazy fool swinging a sharpened razor in a crowd of terrified children.  These sharp object handlers are not even trained, for Christ's sake.  They're not even registered.   And hang the second ammendment, it says nothing about sharp objects

It's time for us to make some demands.  All merchants who sell sharp objects should be required to dull the blades of any assault weapons that can make a person bleed.  All sharp objects from now on should be sold only to the responsible members of our society and not to the rif-raff who claim to need them for slicing and dicing or cutting and carving.  That's nonsense.  You can virtually do anything nowadays using computers that you could in the past using cutting tools.  It's time we remove such tools from our midst. It's time to at least do background checks before giving access to sharp things.

Fourteen people would be whole today if knives weren't allowed onto the Lone Star College campus.  Fourteen student minds would free today and they're not now.  Now these students and the others, who witnessed this terrible crime, are scarred for life by the terror of a sharp thing in mid swing. 

We need to march.  We need to petition.  We need to appeal to the emotions of the atrophied masses.  We need to get the gullible to jerk some tears our way so that we can stop this madness.  I've already begun stocking the tools in the shed behind my house.  I'm starting a business which, coincidently, falls right in line with my retirement goals.  My new business will be the dulling of sharp objects.  It won't be long before the new anti-sharp-object-assault-weapons movement will result in laws to protect the public and I'm going to support those laws. I'm going to be there to encourage our representatives to represent the majority (who happen to be idiots) to quickly and thoughtlessly enact some laws that require immediate smoothing of stabbing utensils. 

I'm in.
Look at the increased demand for bullets as it is today.  Had we only jumped in at the beginning.